In the movie Loser, there is a scene where Mena Suvari takes Jason Biggs to a Lost and Found Station to get him a new hat because the hat he had on was really ugly. That scene left an impression on me, honestly. I mean, before that day, I never knew that it was possible to get anything absolutely for free anywhere. It's so simple it's ridiculous!

So this morning, when the facilities manager sent an email to the entire site regarding the company's lost and found stuff, I was beside myself with joy. It's high time I did some indirect stealing.

Here are some of my top choices:

1 Shade

Pond Facial Watch Silver

1 Red Hunky

1 Unbrella

Biader Paper

2pcs Head Set and Carle

106 Pcs Unbrella

Medical Polyclinic Diagnostic

Wallet or Coin Porse

Blue Ponch

Mod Station

Rhaki Jacket

Ooooohhhh... nobody told me it would be this tough. Everything sounds so wrong, they're right! Can someone help me out purty please?